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> >A guy went to the Department of Home Affairs to apply for a job.
> > The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
> He replied, 'yes - caffeine'.
> Have you ever been in the military service?
> 'Yes,' he replied.' I was in Iraq for two years.'
> The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment.
> > Then he asked, are you disabled in any way?'
> > The guy said, 'Yes... A roadside bomb exploded near me and I lost both
of my testicles>
> The interviewer said O.K. - You've got enough points for me to hire
> you right now
> Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start
> tomorrow at
> 10:00 A.M. and plan on starting @ 10:00 A.M. Every day.
> The guy puzzled asks, 'if the work hours are from 8 to 4, why do you
> wantme here at 10?
>
> 'This is a government job,' the interviewer said. 'For the first two
hours,
> We just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No
> point in you coming in for that!
>