Things you have to believe to be a Republican today

[benfy]

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:

Understand that Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade
with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest
national priority was enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then
demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health
care to all Americans is socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at
heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers
for your recovery.

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft
can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to
adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

[marcejap]

[catalanet]

[Mediterranea]

[Alberich]

[richard]

[fabbio2]

Spassosissimo

[nordista]

La politica non e' una scienza perfetta, e da qualunque parte stai ci sarebbe sempre da ridere.
Quello che fa' ridere me, e' che voi vivete in itaglia, che al confronto degli USA, come Paese e' una barzelletta (ci ho vissuto anch'io per 36 anni!!!).
E credo che votate per l'Ulivo, anche.
Quindi.....



-N-

[Alberich]

uau, che interventone

[Dott. Fracchia]

Originally posted by nordista
La politica non e' una scienza perfetta, e da qualunque parte stai ci sarebbe sempre da ridere.
Quello che fa' ridere me, e' che voi vivete in itaglia, che al confronto degli USA, come Paese e' una barzelletta (ci ho vissuto anch'io per 36 anni!!!).
E credo che votate per l'Ulivo, anche.
Quindi.....
:


-N-

Really? I thought politics were a dogmatic experience for most Republicans such as you seem to inspire....
Perhaps you should take a good look and you may conclude that the States are the joke you are so proud of.
By the way after 36 years were kicked out or what?
Make sure you wave the flag on election day, we may just get rid of your favorite Republican jokers

Now go and have a Big Mac on me..