Quando troverò una ragazza che si dimena sempre per me, come questa?

[Oli]

Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move
your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way
you right and left it
So you can keep on taking it


I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira

Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you see to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so
you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de dia
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de dia

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Señorita, feel the conga, let me see you
move like you come from Colombia

Mira en Barranquilla se baila asi, say it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila asi

Yeah
She's so sexy every man's fantasy
a refugee like me back with the Fugees
from a 3rd world country
I go back like when 'pac carried crates for
Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more we do snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our
own boats

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I'm on tonight and my
hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting
No fighting

[Il_Siso]

Quando la cercherai.

[Skarm]

Francamente?

La troverai quando non te ne fregherà più un cazzo di trovarla...
...ovviamente se per caso capiterà che tu la incroci e abbia modo di indisporla abbastanza per il fatto stesso di ignorarla...

...se non riesci a raggiungere tale condizione o se non hai culo...ciccia.
Skarm

[benfy]

quando smetterai di fare pubblicità a gratis alla ryanair

[Gilbert]

credo mai...

[benfy]

Francamente?

La troverai quando non te ne fregherà più un cazzo di trovarla...

esatto

[Skarm]

quando smetterai di fare pubblicità a gratis alla ryanair

Non ho capito la battuta...perchè pubblicità gratis alla Ryanair?
Skarm

[DrugoLebowsky]

per Oli: lavori in banca e guadagni 3000 euro al mese. Vai a vivere da solo, ti compri una bella BMW Z3 col mutuo, e vedrai che, una come quella della foto magari no, ma una bellezza che le si avvicina, la troverai.
Buona caccia

[vlad84]

..dicevo io, ancora il drugo non era intervenuto in 'sto thread.

[benfy]

Non ho capito la battuta...perchè pubblicità gratis alla Ryanair?
Skarm

mi ricordo un vecchio thread di aviazione civile oli portava in giro volantini pubblicitari ryanair a gratis