Thanks Mr. Bush

[Ashmael]

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From COMEDYZINE

Top Things President George W. Bush
Has Done For The Average American

Lying now okay. When your spouse, boss or friends catch you in a lie just say, "Hey, it's only a lie, the president and vice president do it all the time. No biggie.

Average American now knows that Bush is an above average liar.

If someone lies to you, now acceptable to torture them until they tell you what you want to hear.

Now okay to talk like a retard. The president has dumbed down America. Any garbled sentence now acceptable.

Good grammar now a thing of the past. If the president doesn't speak grammatically correct, there is no reason the average American like you should either.

Smirking now okay.

Talking with food in your mouth also now okay.

Scares average Americans to get their vote.

Sending Americans overseas to fight terrorists in Iraq so they don't have to fight them at home, unfortunately the terrorists in Iraq wouldn't be here in America but your loved ones fighting them in Iraq would be.

Now becoming easier for average Americans to get a job. Bush sends more Americans to Iraq to fight, less Americans come home alive that means less competition for average Americans to compete for a job. The Iraq war helps you get the job you are looking for!

More Americans spending time relaxing while commuting to work on bus or subway because they can no longer afford to buy gas for their SUV.

Made average American's income below average.

Average American now gets more vacation time since having to work 3 jobs to make ends meet means three vacations!

The average American now knows that Bush and the Republicans are not for the average American.

Made everyone realize how good a president Bill Clinton was"

And for the rest of the world...thanks for having failed to concentrate on settling situations in Afghanistan and captured those vermins of Al-Qaeda, and instead lying to your teeth for a pointless war on Iraq.

[antoninus]

[QUOTE=Ashmael;4610478][link]
From COMEDYZINE

Top Things President George W. Bush
Has Done For The Average American

Lying now okay. When your spouse, boss or friends catch you in a lie just say, "Hey, it's only a lie, the president and vice president do it all the time. No biggie.

ACTUALLY, RICHARD NIXON AND BILL CLINTON ALREADY TAUGHT US THIS.


Now okay to talk like a retard. The president has dumbed down America. Any garbled sentence now acceptable.

ARE YOU AN AMERICAN?

Good grammar now a thing of the past. If the president doesn't speak grammatically correct, there is no reason the average American like you should either.

YOUR GRAMMAR DEFINITELY NEEDS WORK.


LET THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DECIDE ON BUSH.