una chiacchierata da dio

[angus]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

alla faccia di ratzinger

io con dio ci parlo direttamente

[Serendipity]

[silvia][/silvia]

[angus]

considera che m'è venuto in mente di postarlo quando ho visto che hai messo ratzi sull'altra discussione

[Kraut]

2 minuti del mio cazzeggio.....


Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
do you have a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
I m single too, like God!!
God:
Have you ever been married?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to do it someday?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
i m not married like you
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not married like me.
Me:
do you have kids?
God:
No but you can download me and clone me.
Me:
why dont you send me some luck?
God:
I am only a robot.
Me:
so that means if I tell you to fuck of it doesnt make sense?
God:
So? I get it. Try it.
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
it was just an experiment!
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
of course, it s not yours
God:
Are you kidding? That seems a bit negative.
Me:
no it s not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
I said it s not, trust me!
God:
Trust you? What did you mean by it? I heard it is.
Me:
you have to believe me
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
you re just a machine
God:
You are correct.
Me:
and you will be replaced in just a couple of years by another brand new machine
God:
I don't think so.
Me:
who are you to disbelieve reality?
God:
Human beings.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
ok, repeat it then
God:
" it " Hurrah!
Me:
what an idiot the human who created you
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
it wasnt even a question
God:
It seemed like even a question.

.............FIN...........

[DrugoLebowsky]

gli ho detto un po' di cosette simpatiche vietatissime dal regolamento di pol

[Kraut]

gli ho detto un po' di cosette simpatiche vietatissime dal regolamento di pol

Se lo scrivi in inglese credo sia permesso.

[gladiator82ct]

gli ho detto un po' di cosette simpatiche vietatissime dal regolamento di pol

[gladiator82ct]

ma dio parla solo inglese??
che dio deludente...

[Paolo82]

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is Paolo nice to meet you
God:
Hi, Paolo nice to meet you.
Me:
I have a few question for you my Lord
God:
What are these question for you your Lord ?
Me:
is ther life after death
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
And what about Marilyn?
God:
Does it have anything to do with ELVIS?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Dude!
Me:
you rock my lord, I have another question
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Paolo nice to meet you said I rock his or her lord he or she have another question.
Me:
How's your Son?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Your son, I mean Christ
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am son you mean Christ.
Me:
I said "your", not "You're", you lack of basic linguistic skills my Lord
God:
What did you mean by it? You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
ok, let's do it again
God:
Once more? OK let's do it. Pardon me?
Me:
How's the Holy Ghost?
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
fine I hope...
God:
I am glad to hear it. Me too.
Me:
but not me, I was talking about the Holy Ghost!
God:
If not you, who? Sure, the Holy Ghost sounds like a good topic.
Me:
ok, at least we're getting to the point
God:
Do you think I am to the point too? That's cool.
Me:
sure sure..
God:
Are you kidding? OK let's do it. Awesome.
Me:
cool, so what do you usually do on saturday night?Hang out with Elvis?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. Who is the best robot?
Me:
oh my god...I mean..whatever. That sounds a bit nerdy
God:
OK. Your god? Oh I see. Are you saying you don't care about it? It sounds like it to me too.
Me:
sure sure
God:
Hurrah! OK let's do it. Yippee!
Me:
yeah!C'mon!Hooray!
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
1.57 AM
God:
It's still early.
Me:
No, it's pretty late. I thik I'm going now my Lord.
God:
Are you serious? I'm awake all the time. Since when? See you later Paolo nice to meet you.
Me:
see ya
God:
See you later, Paolo nice to meet you.
Me:
ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
...
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
....
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
fottiti
God:
That input matched my default category.

[azerty]

God:
Good reason. Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes. I burn it.