Rigorosamente per milanesi

[Alberich]

http://www.o-zoners.com/metro.asp
guardate che gioco....

[Paolo82]

( tutti appesi )

[Paolo82]

You know you're from Milan when...

- everyday you blame the traffic in the city
- everyday you take the car
- you know you have to add 10minutes to the times written on the bus stops
- Wednesday is the day of the Mom, even though you have never bought anything inside Mom
- at least once you've taken a sandwich at Le Luride and a beer in Rattazzo
-for every ten words you say, "minchia" and "feega" come out minimum three times
- you know that using the bike means risking your life
- actually you are proud of it
- if you hear Girls from Ipanema, you think at Boys from Comasina
- when you meet someone else from Milan, your first question is: "Ma di Milano-Milano?"
- you hate pigeons and people who feed them
- you know exactly how not to be stopped by people who try to sell you bracelets or politics newspapers
- if you have to pay the rent of the apartment, probably you're not the happiest person in the world
- at least once you made some noise in Colonne because of Beck's Man
- Ausiliari del Traffico are your worst enemies
- every time you used to go to Le Fontanelle your main thought was not to break any glass
- during your high-school, Saturday was the demonstration-day in the morning and Fiera di Senigallia in the afternoon
- if you ride a bike or a scooter in Corso di Porta Romana your hands are gonna shake for 10minutes more because of the pavè
- at least once you have been woken up by L'Arrotino
- you wonder why they don't put lights in the Red and Green lines of the Metro
- you wonder why the announcement for the strikes of ATM seems to come from the moon
- you would prefer to meet Hannibal the Cannibal than go around Central Station in the night
- you would prefer to be poisoned than take a swim in the Navigli
- if you are a man, during the Fashion Week you are either very happy or very sad because of all the models in the city
- you don't understand why at the front office of "international tickets" of the Central Station there're only Italian speakers
- if you take 90-91 or 95 in the night you're gonna be the only white person on the bus
- you hate all the tourists that make you wait in queue to have a panzerotto at Luini's
- you still don't understand why people come from other regions just to study at IULM
- no matter of blue, yellow lines and sidewalks: in the night you park your car where you find a place (if you find one) (and anyway also if you wanna pay, you don't know where to buy a ticket)
- you wonder why there's more police in Colonne on Saturday night than in the whole San Vittore
-when in the night the traffic-lights start to be intermittent, the "law of the jungle" become
-if in the night you see a little light spot in the sky, you feel to see the stars
-you don't buy anything to drink in "Todos a Cuba". You just use it as a bathroom
-if you are the first car on a red traffic-light you should move with a reaction-time of 0.001sec if you don't want the other cars to horn to you
-you know it's easier to tame (domare) a tiger than conquer a posh girl from Milan
- you love and hate it, but anyway "Milan l'è semper Milan"

[Alberich]

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[Dimension7]

Ma la posizione della metro dove sta indicata?

[Paolo82]

Carino, ma a Duomo mi sono stressato e sono ripartito a porte aperte.
Lo facessero a Roma per la metro A dovrebbero aggiungee le variabili:

- ratto che attraversa la strada
- Infiltrazioni di acqua, rallentare pericolo
- Suicida si butta sotto la metro a cinecittà
- sindacalisti impazziti salgono sul treno e bloccano le porte con 200 giapponesi dentro la carrozza

[Alberich]

Ma la posizione della metro dove sta indicata?

sotto rispetto al tragitto, sopra rispetto alla stazione.

[Jefferson]

ho piantato un'inchiodata pazzesca alla 1 fermata

[Dimension7]

sotto rispetto al tragitto, sopra rispetto alla stazione.

Ma quanto ci si mette a raggiungere la prima stazione? Io sono andato a tutta manetta, adesso sto in ritardo di quasi 3 minuti e non si vede niente

[steen (POL)]

gioco del menga...