John Blake 2.0

[Jaki]

John Blake 2.0

Un ingegnere statunitense, John Blake, ha appena avuto un figlio e ha deciso di dargli il suo nome aggiungendo un nuovo suffisso, che non è "Junior" o II ma è "2.0".

LaCNN titola: "Engineering geek names son version 2.0"
La nascita di John Blake 2.0 è stata annunciata con un messaggio di posta elettronica girato a tutti i parenti e amici.
John ha dichiarato che: "Ho scritto in quell'annuncio che ci sono molte caratteristiche derivate dalla versione 1.0 con alcune funzionalità addizionali derivate da Jamie". (Jamie è la moglie)



... a quando il John Blake 2.0 Service Pack 1?

[Malandrina]

Vecchia, ma sempre carina

Changing from application
GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0

Last year a friend of mine, system administrator as myself, changed the application GirlFriend 6.0 by Wife 1.0 and found that the update was not very successful. First of all Wife 1.0 leaves very little system resources for other applications, not only this, but he has also realized that Wife 1.0 is a prolific processor of Babys 1.x, which are additionally consumers of valuable resources.

There was no mention of this particular fact neither from the product manufacters nor in the warranty, altough some colleagues had inform me that this was expectable, due to the nature of the application.

But surprises didn't end up there, additionally Wife 1.0 configures itself so that it always starts when the system is initialized, from where it can monitor the rest of the processes.

My friend is noticing that some applications like: NightOfPoker 10.3, BeerParty 2.5 and PubNight 7.0 no longer can be run, because Wife 1.0 locks the system when they are selected (even so they always worked fine before).

During the installation, Wife 1.0 installs automatically services not desired, like MotherInLaw 55.8 and the DEMO version of BrotherInLaw. The most outstanding effects of these services are the progresive and daily degradation of the system.

My friend is very seriously considering to change the version of the application Wife, but there are some features that he would like to be added to the next version (Wife 2.0), these are:

A "Forget me" button and another for minimizing.
A new option that allows to install Wife 2.0 with an option of "Desinstall at any time", without loosing the cache and other valuable system resources.
An option to run the network controller in "promiscuous" mode, that allows to the system to try shareware version of different applications, to have a better knowledge of the market.
I have decided to avoid all the headaches associated with Wife 1.0, continuing with GirlFriend 2.0. Even so, I have found many problems. Aparently you can't install GirlFriend 2.0 on GirlFriend 1.0, you have to desinstall GirlFriend 1.0 first. Additionally, aparently, the versions of GirlFriend have conflicts to share the same I/O (Input/Output) port. The technical support has said me that it is a known bug and that they are looking for some way to bypass the problem, because it seems to be implemented in the kernel (heart) of the application and it is not a good idea to change it.

Even worse, the program to desinstall GirlFriend 1.0 doesn't work very well, leaving unwished traces of the application in the system. Another problem: all the versions of GirlFriend continually give anoying messanges about the advantages of changing to Wife 1.0. After talking again with the service they suggest me to ignore those messages, and when I point that for that solution it was not necessary to phone them, they go back again on the explanation of the former problem (bug in the kernel).

WIFE 1.0 INCOMPATIBILITIES: If you try to install Lover 1.1 before desinstalling Wife 1.0, this erases the files MS-Money, and after it desinstalls itself. Then Lover 1.1 won't install, claiming that system resources are too low. To avoid this effect, try to install Lover 1.1 in a different environment and never run a file transfer application, like LipStickSpot 6.0. Also try to avoid renting applications, because it's known that they can transmit viruses that can affect Wife 1.0. Another solution is to run Lover 1.1 through a network provider with and anonimous name. Once again, avoid viruses that can be accidentally loaded.

[Jaki]

uhm... sara' il caso che inizio a darmi da fare se voglio anche io un Jaki 2.0
Jaki 2.0 Service Pack 1
....

[marcejap]

In Origine Postato da Jaki
uhm... sara' il caso che inizio a darmi da fare se voglio anche io un Jaki 2.0
Jaki 2.0 Service Pack 1
....

Jaki 2° edition

[Jaki]

In Origine Postato da marcejap


Jaki 2° edition

..sssstttt non farti sentire vah che poi dicono: "2° edition? perchè una non bastava?"