L'elemento più pesante esistente in natura

[Stonewall]

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium.

Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These 311 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which radiates just as much energy, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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S T U P E N D A

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La riciclo

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Stonewall
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

Speriamo di no!!!

[RenzoAudisio]

Bella storia questo nuovo elemento chimico che aumenta sempre di massa pur avendo un decadimento di 4 anni, mi chiedo se non possa essere questa la vera causa dei "buchi neri"...

[dime can]

il governmentium non sottostà alle leggi della fisica quantistica relativistica, quindi i black holes purtroppo non hanno alcun potere.

[RenzoAudisio]

Originally posted by dime can
il governmentium non sottostà alle leggi della fisica quantistica relativistica, quindi i black holes purtroppo non hanno alcun potere.

Dici che necessita di un nuovo modello fisico matematico?
Humm... eppure sono certo che illustri pofessori come Craxi, Ciampi, Prodi o Brelusconi ne sappiano ne sapessero qualcosa sulla relazione fisico-sperimentale tra certi "buchi neri" ed il governmentium!