School kamikaze

[Ashmael]

What do they teach at Kamikaze school?
-Religion: why making itself explode killing as many civilians as possible is the best gift to God.
-Politics-Why Our Religion is the Only One True and gives us right to tell all other people submit-or else!
-Arithmetic: If Hadir kills twelve people with one bomb, how many will he kill with three?
- Bricolage: make your own bomb belt.
- Parent's school: what to do when your son doesn't want to become kamikaze
- Writing: how to write correctly a fatwa
-Technical skills: How to burn books, foreign flags, infidels
- Fashion: how to best conceal your bomb belt looking totally innocent.
- Multimedia: make your own post-massacre testimonial video.
- Art of Persuasion: 1) how to justify demanding in foreign countries things you will never allow in yours under pain of death, and still look an innocent bereaved victim.
2) How to exploit the West's misplaced felings of guilt
3) How to insult, offend, foster hate, recruit for murder, and still justify sacking, killing and devastating on the grounds of innnocent cartoons that criticize those things
4) How to make a young, promising youth who would naturally love life,love death to the point of becoming kamikaze.
-Sexual education: How to cope with your twenty virgins.

[Amati75]

What do they teach at Kamikaze school?
-Religion: why making itself explode killing as many civilians as possible is the best gift to God.
-Politics-Why Our Religion is the Only One True and gives us right to tell all other people submit-or else!
-Arithmetic: If Hadir kills twelve people with one bomb, how many will he kill with three?
- Bricolage: make your own bomb belt.
- Parent's school: what to do when your son doesn't want to become kamikaze
- Writing: how to write correctly a fatwa
-Technical skills: How to burn books, foreign flags, infidels
- Fashion: how to best conceal your bomb belt looking totally innocent.
- Multimedia: make your own post-massacre testimonial video.
- Art of Persuasion: 1) how to justify demanding in foreign countries things you will never allow in yours under pain of death, and still look an innocent bereaved victim.
2) How to exploit the West's misplaced felings of guilt
3) How to insult, offend, foster hate, recruit for murder, and still justify sacking, killing and devastating on the grounds of innnocent cartoons that criticize those things
4) How to make a young, promising youth who would naturally love life,love death to the point of becoming kamikaze.
-Sexual education: How to cope with your twenty virgins.

[Ashmael]

Traduzione per chi non sa l'inglese:
Che cosa insegnano alla scuola kamikaze?
- Religione: perchè facendosi esplodere uccidendo più civili possibile è il sacrificio migliore a Dio.
- Politica: Perchè la nostra religione è l'unica giusta e ci dà diritto di dire a tutta gli altri assoggettati, altrimenti!
- aritmetica: Se Hadir uccide dodici persone con una bomba, quante ne ucciderà con tre?
- Bricolage: fatevi la vostra cintura esplosiva
-Scuola per genitori: cosa fare quando vostro figlio non desidera diventare kamikaze
- scrittura: come scrivere correttamente una fatwa
- Applicazioni tecniche: Come bruciare i libri, bandiere straniere, infedeli
- Moda: come meglio nascondere la vostra cintura esplosiva e sembrare innocente
- Multimedia: Fatti il tuo video-testamento del dopo-strage.
- Arte della persuasione: 1) come giustificare chiedere nelle cose che in paesi stranieri non permetterete mai nel vostro, neanche a morire, e atteggiarsi a vittima innocente.
2) come sfruttare i sensi di colpa degli Occidentali
3) come insultare, offendiere, spargere odio,reclutare per la strage suicida ed ancora giustificare saccheggiare, uccidere e devastare sulla base di vignette innnocenti che criticano quelle cose
4) come fare di un/una giovane promettente che amerebbe naturalmente la vita, un a cultista della strage suicida
- Educazione sessuale: Come fare fronte alle vostre venti vergini.