Domani ho il colloquio con l'immigration

[sarrebal]

Io e mia moglie (cittadina americana).
Per la green card.....devono verificare se il matrimonio e' reale o solo fatto per evadere le leggi sull'immigrazione.....

Prevedo domande tipo "Il gioco delle coppie".....
Beh, se non mi sentite piu', vorra' dire che saro' in qualche cella di qualche prigione dell'immigrazione....

[Christine]

[sarrebal]

Ours is a piece of cake...

[Christine]

Have you seen that movie?

[sarrebal]

Have you seen that movie?

Nope, and I don't plan on seeing it tonight...

[Christine]

Nope, and I don't plan on seeing it tonight...

Awww...come on...now's the best time.

[O'Rei]

un comunista lo ammazzo anche gratis ma per la carta verde son disposto pure a sotterrarlo

[Christine]

Il trailer:

http://movies2.nytimes.com/gst/movie...tml?v_id=20873

[sarrebal]

un comunista lo ammazzo anche gratis ma per la carta verde son disposto pure a sotterrarlo

Cosi' mi fanno subito cittadino....

Comunque queste sono le domande standard a cui ho dovuto rispondere nel modulo....ovviamente tutti NO
Have you ever...
been arrested, cited, charged, indicted, fined or imprisoned for breaking or violating any law or ordinance, excludingtraffic violations?

been the beneficiary of a pardon, amnesty, rehabilitation decree, other act of clemency or similar action?

exercised diplomatic immunity to avoid prosecution for a criminal offense in the United States?

engaged in any unlawful commercialized vice, including, but not limited to, illegal gambling?

knowingly encouraged, induced, assisted, abetted or aided any alien to try to enter the United States illegally?

illicitly trafficked in any controlled substance, or knowingly assisted, abetted or colluded in the illicit trafficking ofany controlled substance?

any activity a purpose of which is opposition to, or the control or overthrow of, the government of the United States,by force, violence or other unlawful means?

any activity to violate or evade any law prohibiting the export from the United States of goods, technology orsensitive information?

Have you received public assistance in the United States from any source, including the United States government or anystate, county, city or municipality (other than emergency medical treatment), or are you likely to receive public assistance inthe future?

Did you, during the period from March 23, 1933 to May 8, 1945, in association with either the Nazi Government ofGermany or any organization or government associated or allied with the Nazi Government of Germany, ever order, incite,assist or otherwise participate in the persecution of any person because of race, religion, national orgin or political opinion?

Have you ever engaged in genocide, or otherwise ordered, incited, assisted or otherwise participated in the killing of anyperson because of race, religion, nationality, ethnic origin or political opinion?

Have you ever been deported from the United States, or removed from the United States at government expense, excludedwithin the past year, or are you now in exclusion, deportation, removal or recission proceedings?

Have you ever left the United States to avoid being drafted into the U.S. Armed Forces?
Do you plan to practice polygamy in the United States?

[MiLeSsA]

A volte gli americani son proprio ingenui...come possono pensare che uno risponda di sì se gli si chiede se ha mai partecipato a un genocidio, se ha trafficato droga, se vuole praticare la poligamia!?!