Un post divertente...

[Andrea I Nemesi (POL)]

... L'ho trovato su un forum politico Britannico. E' in lingua inglese, e il titolo è "Revocazione dell'Indipendenza" (Anche se fino a qui potevate arrivarci anche da soli ).
http://www.britishexpat.com/expatfor...pic.php?t=8087
L'unico difetto è che prende piuttosto in giro gli americani.

[Serendipity]

Gli inglesi che discutono su monarchia o repubblica... http://www.britishexpat.com/expatfor...pic.php?t=4362

[Christine]

... L'ho trovato su un forum politico Britannico. E' in lingua inglese, e il titolo è "Revocazione dell'Indipendenza" (Anche se fino a qui potevate arrivarci anche da soli ).
http://www.britishexpat.com/expatfor...pic.php?t=8087
L'unico difetto è che prende piuttosto in giro gli americani.

Then look up ‘aluminium’. Check the spelling guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

Try looking up "aluminum." You might also try looking up the correct placement of periods. While you're at it, look up the difference between double and single quotation marks.

There is no such thing as ‘US English’. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.

We speak American English, which is much closer to what Shakespeare spoke than the current British English. You might try reading his works to find out where some of these "Americanisms" originated.

You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn’t that hard.

We've never had a problem distinguishing between the two.

Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys.

Hollywood does as Hollywood chooses. If you don't like what it does, don't watch its movies.

You should stop playing ‘American Football’ There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American ‘Football’ is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays ‘American’ football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing Kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005.

We'll play what we want. It's called freedom.



In effetti, e' divertente leggere un discorso sulla lingua inglese, scritto da una persona che non sa neanche dove mettere il punto.