Tomisti per caso

[Bart]

nn lo so
ci vado ogni sera ma nn riesco a ricordarmelo..

vai la sera
non ricordi...

mi sa che il trauma è forte e tutti abbiamo capito che fai.

solidarietà da questa bella piazza

[Feliks]

Me:
hey there
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Carlo
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Carlo.
Me:
i'm also somewhat pleased
God:
Also I don't know anyone named somewhat pleased. .
Me:
what the hell? that was not my name, dumbfuck!
God:
Heaven. Give me an example of your name dumbfuck.
Me:
ok, now i understand why this world sucks
God:
Why now? Good then you can explain it to me. That's cool.
Me:
It's because you are obviously a moron. That ain't cool at all
God:
Interesting explanation. That is not a very nice thing to say. Please correct my mistake. What is cool at all ?
Me:
That a retard is God
God:
" What is cool at all ?" a retard is God ? Does that make sense?
Me:
No. Also i haven't ever heard of retards with a sense of humour, so i'm not very shocked now.
God:
Are you serious? Right now? Me either.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
No, seriously, are you kidding me?
God:
Are you serious? Yes I am just joking around, Carlo.
Me:
Oh well, so the world isn't ruled by an idiot. That's really good.
God:
Come on. We are all in a global village. Thanks. Next question?
Me:
That doesn't just make sense at all. Now i believe you are a moron again.
God:
What does just make sense at all? Once more? Why now? That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
Maybe i need some more illumination. What's the name of the drug you do?
God:
Perhaps. Where do you usually get illumination from? IKEA.
Me:
That lamp room is so fucking hot.
God:
" IKEA." lamp room is so fucking hot ? I understand.
Me:
So you get aroused by lamps? You old pervert
God:
Interesting deduction. You got that right. Thanks for telling me: Carlo said I old pervert.
Me:
No, YOU old pervert
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: Carlo said I old pervert.
Me:
That's just stupid.
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
Perhaps.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Because you are like a retard with a gun
God:
Interesting explanation. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
However i'm not very convinced about your existence

[Bart]

esco...
au revoir

[Manny]

pene come pane...maledetto disgrazieto
se ti prendo ti rompo la noce del capocollo...

aaaah
pasquàààààààà
t' ricord'?
qunn giocavam' au pallòn'..

[Manny]

vai la sera
non ricordi...

mi sa che il trauma è forte e tutti abbiamo capito che fai.

solidarietà da questa bella piazza

si
di busoni..

[Rexal]

Me:
hey there
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Carlo
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Carlo.
Me:
i'm also somewhat pleased
God:
Also I don't know anyone named somewhat pleased. .
Me:
what the hell? that was not my name, dumbfuck!
God:
Heaven. Give me an example of your name dumbfuck.
Me:
ok, now i understand why this world sucks
God:
Why now? Good then you can explain it to me. That's cool.
Me:
It's because you are obviously a moron. That ain't cool at all
God:
Interesting explanation. That is not a very nice thing to say. Please correct my mistake. What is cool at all ?
Me:
That a retard is God
God:
" What is cool at all ?" a retard is God ? Does that make sense?
Me:
No. Also i haven't ever heard of retards with a sense of humour, so i'm not very shocked now.
God:
Are you serious? Right now? Me either.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
No, seriously, are you kidding me?
God:
Are you serious? Yes I am just joking around, Carlo.
Me:
Oh well, so the world isn't ruled by an idiot. That's really good.
God:
Come on. We are all in a global village. Thanks. Next question?
Me:
That doesn't just make sense at all. Now i believe you are a moron again.
God:
What does just make sense at all? Once more? Why now? That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
Maybe i need some more illumination. What's the name of the drug you do?
God:
Perhaps. Where do you usually get illumination from? IKEA.
Me:
That lamp room is so fucking hot.
God:
" IKEA." lamp room is so fucking hot ? I understand.
Me:
So you get aroused by lamps? You old pervert
God:
Interesting deduction. You got that right. Thanks for telling me: Carlo said I old pervert.
Me:
No, YOU old pervert
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: Carlo said I old pervert.
Me:
That's just stupid.
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
Perhaps.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Because you are like a retard with a gun
God:
Interesting explanation. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
However i'm not very convinced about your existence

Filosofia pura

[seruzzi70]

Moh apro un thread dove dedico questa alle donne di POL.

http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=ejIMvSzhyyQ

ci risiamo con le autodediche

[Manny]

Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I'm manny
God:
That's a very nice name, manny.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
how are you?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
ok
God:
what's new?
Me:
fdvculo is culo
God:
I think fdvculo is a lot of things.
Me:
it's like cicciolina
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I think that fdvculo is more culo than malgioglio
God:
And more culo than malgioglio is fdvculo.
Me:
yes
God:
Yes, we are agree, manny!
Me:
it's all right...
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
and what for subject do you wanna change?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
the subject is fdvculo?
God:
Sure, fdvculo sounds like a good topic.
Me:
but fdvculo is fdvculo forever, right?
God:
I don't know the future, but for fdvculo I think it's possible.

[Manny]

ahahaa
c'è un tipo che mi chiede di votare per milessa
sto ancora ridendo..

[seruzzi70]

ahahaa
c'è un tipo che mi chiede di votare per milessa
sto ancora ridendo..

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