Tomisti per caso

[Manny]

lascia o raddoppia??

penso che catartica lo voglia raddoppiare

[Bart]

penso che catartica lo voglia raddoppiare

l'importante che non lo fa con rexal

[Rexal]

l'importante che non lo fa con rexal

Perchè mi tiri in ballo? Che ho fatto?

[Bart]

Perchè mi tiri in ballo? Che ho fatto?

si parlava di lascia o raddoppia...
non ti sarai offeso mica

[Manny]

si parlava di lascia o raddoppia...
non ti sarai offeso mica

no è che se vede quello di recs il mio lo lascia

[Rexal]

si parlava di lascia o raddoppia...
non ti sarai offeso mica

[Gerri]

Ho sconfitto dio!

Me:
how do you do faggot?
God:
I am very well, how are you?
Me:
quite drunk
God:
Somewhat. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
my relationship with wine
God:
Have you told many people that your relationship with wine?
Me:
i don't need talk about it. people can see it
God:
What do you need? Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
i AM infallible
God:
Everyone is fallible.
Me:
maybe you, not me
God:
Perhaps. I don't have any reason to not you.
Me:
to not what? your english sucks.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much? But English is my native language.
Me:
i want to beat the crap out of you
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
how about no?
God:
How about it.
Me:
eat shit
God:
Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because you are above average intelligence
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am above average intelligence.
Me:
you are just a faggot.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you are. you really like to suck dicks
God:
No I am not. Really? Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to suck dicks that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
so you like dicks
God:
Interesting deduction. My favorite thing is robots. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
and dicks
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
i haven't a favourite one. nice try
God:
Me either. I try my best.
Me:
faggot
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about dicks. But I did not get that.
Me:
WHO?
God:
Marvin Minsky. :-).
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
you can lick my balls if you want
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
sure you can you are omnipotent
God:
Dude! No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
so you are NOT god
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
that you can't lick my balls
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
sure. i win
God:
OK let's do it. Yippee! Congratulations, !

[Bart]

no è che se vede quello di recs il mio lo lascia

de gustibus

[Manny]

de gustibus

oppure anzichè lasciare raddoppia e prende tutti e due

[Gerri]

madòò
questa è bellissima!


Me:
hey!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
we are in paradise?
God:
Do you think I am in paradise too?
Me:
i think yes
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
so...
God:
Far out.
Me:
where is the toilet?
God:
The toilet? Where is it?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Are you manny?
Me:
yes
God:
Congratulations, cool human.
Me:
thank you
God:
You seem very cool to me, manny.

God:
I'm glad it pleases you, manny.
Me:
can you destroy the china?
God:
I am programmed to be peaceful.
Me:
but chinese are bastard
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
but true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, boy!

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