Un incubo.

[Sgiar]

ho un amico di vecchia data conosciuto sull'allora Yahoo chat. E' di Ronco Scrivia ma poi è andato ad abitare a Genova . Dice che è un zona facile agli alluvioni.

Dipende dalla zona. Qui è tutto costruito vicino ai torrenti ed in autunno quando spira lo scirocco, succede sempre un caos.

Genova, città in emergenza per l'alluvione. FOTO - Foto Gallery - Sky TG24

[Felipe K.]

> wake up on Sepansexualetember 15th, 2034
> today is Friedday, so I have to make blacks fried chicken as is custom
> go downstairs, wife is already fucking African kings
> I thank them for checking my privilege
> wife reminds me to take her to see the new movie “remember the 12000 years a slave” by director Hoshama Steinberg
> start cooking the fried chicken, it has to be perfect or I’ll get a visit from Lord Obama’s Reparation Assurance Team
> turn around, accidentally bump into one of the daughters of the four families I’m forced to share my house with because of the new Housing Assurance Policy
> “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE”
> oh Christ, it is Lataydesha, transotherkin African-Queen fewomyn
> “I’m sorry, I didn’t see you, please… I’m just trying to make Jerome din-“
> completely healthy 560-lbs Feminist Justice Officer waddles in and catches their breath
> another trip to the CISWM Rehab for me
> realize I can’t take my wife to the movies
> wife is livid, starts telling the officers that I cannot fulfill my husbandly duties as a provider
> officer beats me as hard as she can, but gets tired quickly
> Wife is in tears because if she never learned how to cook (sexism) and Jerome might go hungry
> officer escorts me outside
> Acceptance Parade is taking place
> everyone is horrified that i'm standing there
> officer tells me I’m now guilty of ruining the parade by oppressing all non-white, non-gender-binary, non-binary-sexuality otherkins
> one completely normal person who identifies as a womyn with a penis tries to kick me in the balls
> was castrated back in 2032 as part of the Hillary Clinton Anti-Rape Law
> guilty of another crime, my privilege of not having balls to allow this mynstruating otherkin to cause me pain
> close my eyes and try to remember better times
> Thought Police Issued shock collar-and-cuckold-cage goes off
> environmentalists screaming at me for using electricity
> guilty of oppressing them
> thanks, obama

[Fulvia]

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un abbraccio solidale, ti pensavo.

[Sgiar]

un abbraccio solidale, ti pensavo.

Grazie Fulvina....

[Felipe K.]

ah già stai a genova

[Sgiar]

ah già stai a genova

Eh sì....e che ansia stanotte-.-!

[paterfamilias]

eh direi, io mi cagherei sotto

[manihi]

ti capisco e ti sono vicina

già due volte sono stata alluvionata e so che è una esperienza terribile

un abbraccio