Yanni Is Here!!!

[Unheimlich]

Originally posted by hussita
ahahahahahhahahaha
che meraviglia
utero in affitto spirituale
che avanguardie a zena!
ahahahahaha
non dirlo ad angelo di centro
andresti a letto con una vagina in comodato, ma i tuoi sentimenti bestiali e non dove li mettiamo
e il tuo apparato visivo vede la calvizie di yanni che va su e giù, anche se dalla vita in su siamo io e la sora unheimelich alternativamente ( perché ontologico: ma io posso nel frattempo andare dal dottore a fare la spesa mentre l'organo intrattiene l'ellenico baffuto?)

la sua terapista?
il MIO terapista, darling

Huss', non ho capito il frankenstain scopofilo: ma se io e te stiamo dalla vita in su dove ce li ha gli occhi, cioè, l'apparato visivo, la vagina in comodato (che palesemente non è la nostra, dato che facciamo il sopralacintura), e soprattutto, di chi è sta vagina insenzibbile sotto sta cintura?????

[hussita]

mi riferivo all'apparato visivo di spacca che ha in comodato una delle nostre vagine
e tutto cio che segue elucubratio!
ma non fornicatio ( con yanni pelo blééé)

[hussita]

Soul Mates Yanni and Linda Evans Uncouple
by Joal Ryan
Jan 27, 1998, 1:15 PM PT

Yanni on commitment: "When two people make a commitment--look each other in the eye and say, 'You're the one for me'--that's all that should be required." (USA Weekend, 1994)

Yanni on breakup: Something about two people, eye-gazing, 'You're not the one for me,' yada, yada, yada. (A guess, 1998.)

Oh, the end of romances are never as poetic as the beginning of love affairs, are they? And so there is no gentle way to put this: New Age musician Yanni and ex-Dynasty diva Linda Evans are kaput. Done. Toast. Nine years of soul matedom down the drain.

Because they're both soft-spoken people with intense stares hinting at, well, inner deepness, Evans, 55, and Yanni, 43, tried to couch their split in the most careful, thoughtful terms.

"We have collaborated professionally and have shared many extraordinary personal experiences," the couple said, in a joint statement Monday.

And yet the wealth of their "wonderful" years together could not overcome this: "We feel our lives moving in different directions."

Oh, those sensitive, crunchy granola, Birkenstock types. Always searching. Always seeking answers. You can't tie them down. They gotta move...sometimes, yes, in "different directions."

Yanni has hinted at this primal restless spirit. "Relationships should be a freeing experience rather than an enslavement," he once said. "They should be an energy giver rather than an energy drainer."

Deep? You betcha.

Evans and Yanni began their joint quest for "extraordinary personal experiences" in 1989. She was a top-flight TV star and leading proponent of evening gowns with really big shoulder pads. He was a little-known Greek-born instrumentalist and leading proponent of really long guy hair. They sounded terribly in love. (Well, they both whisper a lot, so we assume that's what they were mumbling about.)

Almost a decade later, Evans is a mostly retired actress (her last major role in the USA Network cable movie The Stepsister) and a mini-health-club maven. Yanni is an international superstar rivaled only by John Tesh for the hearts and minds of yuppie music fans too tired to even think about mosh pits.

Yanni would dismiss the notion that the Star Is Born factor was a damper on their relationship. "No one is happier than Linda to see [my success] happen," Yanni said in USA Weekend. "After all, she's the one who introduced me to the American public."

Ever the unbridled lovers, Evans and Yanni never married. They had no children--unless you count Yanni's songs. ("Giving birth to music must fill that [parenting] need in me," the mustachioed one has said.)

The couple say they expect their friendship "will always endure." Deep, to the end, deep.

[hussita]

[Yanni]

Poi mi fate un riassunto? Chi è che viene con me e quale parte, superiore, inferiore, e se in affitto o usufrutto...
Cazzarola, una volta si scopava e basta....

[Yanni]

Infatti: you are the one for me, parole sagge....

[hussita]

[hussita]

Originally posted by hussita

si è rinsavita
quello con la mano ad uncino è un nuovo agca o tu con la parrucca, yanni???

[Unheimlich]

Originally posted by hussita
mi riferivo all'apparato visivo di spacca che ha in comodato una delle nostre vagine
e tutto cio che segue elucubratio!
ma non fornicatio ( con yanni pelo blééé)

Che schifo!!! Elucubratio a parte, io non gliela presto, non mi fido di che ci combina!

Ma quel "Deep, deep" finale????
Ora leggo meglio, è uno psicoterapeuta per coppie costui?

[Yanni]

Non mi ricordare la Linda, lei si che era una donna...