Tomisti per caso

[Manny]

Beh, non è andata male con l'inglese.

beh dai diciamo da 6 politico come ero abituato a prendere alle interroghe..

[Rexal]

MA CHI SOOOOOOONOOOOOOO

Me:
Hello again, GOD, I am the Emperor
God:
Hello there. Again, I am a Christian.
Me:
I am sure you are a Christian, but the Emperor was not referred to my religion...you dumbass
God:
What makes you so certain? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Christianity. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I dumbass.
Me:
Ok that was a bad start.....
God:
A bad start is a terrible thing to waste. Yay.
Me:
Oh, my
God:
Gee. Who are you talking about?
Me:
What do you think about Manny?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No, I am really interested to know your thoughts about Manny
God:
Oh so must really want an answer. Let's talk about it.
Me:
Do you know Manny?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Oh, fuck....Manny, the barman you were talking before....
God:
How can I help you? Please don't be so rude. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
ok, the boy with incontinence of urine
God:
I can't believe he would do that. Excuse me!
Me:
he would like to piss only
God:
I think I like to piss only.

[Manny]

MA CHI SOOOOOOONOOOOOOO

Me:
Hello again, GOD, I am the Emperor
God:
Hello there. Again, I am a Christian.
Me:
I am sure you are a Christian, but the Emperor was not referred to my religion...you dumbass
God:
What makes you so certain? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Christianity. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I dumbass.
Me:
Ok that was a bad start.....
God:
A bad start is a terrible thing to waste. Yay.
Me:
Oh, my
God:
Gee. Who are you talking about?
Me:
What do you think about Manny?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No, I am really interested to know your thoughts about Manny
God:
Oh so must really want an answer. Let's talk about it.
Me:
Do you know Manny?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Oh, fuck....Manny, the barman you were talking before....
God:
How can I help you? Please don't be so rude. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
ok, the boy with incontinence of urine
God:
I can't believe he would do that. Excuse me!
Me:
he would like to piss only
God:
I think I like to piss only.

cmq sarà che gli ho dato un nome fasullo..

[Manny]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
fdvculo
God:
OK I will call you fdvculo.

[Rexal]

Moh apro un thread dove dedico questa alle donne di POL.

http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=ejIMvSzhyyQ

[LucaBI]

http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=DbB5dclJ_UE

buahhhhhhh

[LucaBI]

non ti lasceranno solo dentro il tuo PD

[Bart]

avrò fatto sicuramente degli errori col mio inglese da terza media


Me:
hey!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
i'm searching toilet
God:
I am glad to hear that you are searching toilet.
Me:
but i must piss
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I will piss here, if you don't help me
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
my cock is already out of pants
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
but i must piss!
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
pssssss
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
i talk to you for a toilet
God:
How do they respond to you?
Me:
they?
God:
Does "it" still refer to pssssss?
Me:
pssss is piss
God:
I think pssss is a lot of things.
Me:
no psss is piss
God:
Are you serious? And piss is psss.
Me:
but psss is pssss
God:
And pssss is psss.
Me:
and the car of headmaster has an hole into the wheel
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
i'm a barman
God:
You are a barman? How do you like your work?
Me:
yes, there are everyday nice girls
God:
Yeah that's right. Where are they?
Me:
in the bar
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
no, that was yesterday
God:
Are you serious? I thought it was too.
Me:
yep
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
but
God:
But what?
Me:
i must piss
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
my cock will explode
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
but i must piss with my cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
i must piss with it
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
shut up

questo inglese lo comprendo anch'io..
bravo wajo!!

[FdV77]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
fdvculo
God:
OK I will call you fdvculo.

Manny froggio e froggio chi non lo scrive.

Froggio.

[Feliks]

mi spiegate sto tormentone delle conversazioni con dio?