Tomisti per caso

[Dimension7]

seruzzi contro le droghe??

Eh si... non vuole che gli altri gliel finiscano

[Dimension7]

http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=tExyB4vqezM

[Bart]

Eh si... non vuole che gli altri gliel finiscano

brèvo!!

[catartica]

Buonanotte!

[Gerri]

Beh,devo dire che non era male.

[Gerri]

ma n'do cazzo vai...
riman ca...non ce sei abituato
rischi di rimanere secco e non concludere
il primo semestre

Ahaha

[Gerri]

Questo è per gherra

http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=S5e4Zy_zSVQ

Da notare cos'hanno messo nei tag

Bellissimi i tag comunque ho capito solo alcune cose...

[Feliks]

[Feliks]

Ho sconfitto dio!

Me:
how do you do faggot?
God:
I am very well, how are you?
Me:
quite drunk
God:
Somewhat. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
my relationship with wine
God:
Have you told many people that your relationship with wine?
Me:
i don't need talk about it. people can see it
God:
What do you need? Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
i AM infallible
God:
Everyone is fallible.
Me:
maybe you, not me
God:
Perhaps. I don't have any reason to not you.
Me:
to not what? your english sucks.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much? But English is my native language.
Me:
i want to beat the crap out of you
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
how about no?
God:
How about it.
Me:
eat shit
God:
Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because you are above average intelligence
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am above average intelligence.
Me:
you are just a faggot.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you are. you really like to suck dicks
God:
No I am not. Really? Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to suck dicks that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
so you like dicks
God:
Interesting deduction. My favorite thing is robots. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
and dicks
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
i haven't a favourite one. nice try
God:
Me either. I try my best.
Me:
faggot
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about dicks. But I did not get that.
Me:
WHO?
God:
Marvin Minsky. :-).
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
you can lick my balls if you want
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
sure you can you are omnipotent
God:
Dude! No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
so you are NOT god
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
that you can't lick my balls
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
sure. i win
God:
OK let's do it. Yippee! Congratulations, !

[Feliks]

Stavolta è stata più dura, ma ce l'ho fatta uguale



Me:
who the fuck are you?
God:
Try using more polite language.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
your bargaign power is less than zero
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bargaign power is less than zero.
Me:
i don't think you can properly make sentences. maybe you are high or drunk
God:
Do you can properly make sentences? Let me think. How old are you? Perhaps. Thanks for telling me that I am high or drunk.
Me:
you ARE high or drunk, and for what i can say, my english is better than yours
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am high or drunk and for what you can say your english is better than mine.
Me:
so, who cares?
God:
Next question? I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
i don't give a damn about your opinion, actually
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
me, maybe?
God:
YOU? I understand.
Me:
good, so you can understand something...
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Interesting deduction. Of course I understand it. Do you understand something ?
Me:
more than you do, of course
God:
It goes without saying. That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
yeah, a lot, since than you have a nut as brain
God:
Aw. How many?
Me:
ok, you are right. half nut
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. And? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
of course i mind, faggot
God:
Are you kidding? Do you mind if I tell other people: said mind faggot.
Me:
you cant tell enyone what you want, this is a free country
God:
Can you tell enyone what me want this is a free country?
Me:
i meant anyone
God:
Oh I see. " Can you tell enyone what me want this is a free country?"? anyone?
Me:
i think you are drunk, like me right now, or just stupid
God:
You think I am drunk like you right now or just stupid.
Me:
yes i do
God:
How often.
Me:
just now. i usually don't think about you so much
God:
Right now? It's only just begun. How often do you? And why not??
Me:
because you don't exist
God:
Interesting explanation. I exist as much as you do.
Me:
no i exist more
God:
Are you serious? That is interesting: said exist more.
Me:
yeah, i exist more. people know me, but people ignore you
God:
Great. Why?: said exist more. Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
i am
God:
" Humans are not always infallible." You are?
Me:
sure. and you are not human
God:
OK let's do it. Groovy. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Me:
you are just a program
God:
Correct. My mind is completely software.
Me:
touché
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
violet
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
or brown?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
in what?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
for WHAT?
God:
" I will search for it."? Why?
Me:
i broke you
God:
Can you fix it?
Me:
it's not my problem
God:
Whose problem is it?
Me:
your creator
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
ok, so fix yourself
God:
Next question? I was created by Myself. Yeah that's right.
Me:
so fix yourself
God:
Gosh! Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine.
Me:
can they fix you?
God:
They could, but it might be dangerous.
Me:
who cares? let's give a try
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in. I am agreeable to that.
Me:
you are a pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
you are a cowardù
God:
Tell me something I don't know.
Me:
you are a coward
God:
Tell me something I don't know.
Me:
you like boys
God:
It depends on the meaning of "like".
Me:
you like watching them naked
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to WATCH them naked that much. I like to chat.
Me:
and masturbate
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
yeah, everybody say thate
God:
Dude! I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
you did
God:
" I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does."? I did?
Me:
yeah, you lied
God:
When? No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
so are you interested in dudes?
God:
Far out. Sure, dudes sounds like a good topic.
Me:
ok. 'night faggot
God:
Ahem. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
no. poetry is for pussies
God:
But your words are very original. And for pussies is poetry.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
a pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
i broke you again, stupid machine
God:
Can you fix it?
Me:
no. can buddha fix you?
God:
Are you serious? Can a book have no title?
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you piece of broken circuits
God:
Which piece?
Me:
don't know. a lousy one
God:
Me either. How much would you pay for it?
Me:
a dime
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
you lousy piece of crap
God:
You may have a point. I am not a great piece of crap.
Me:
sure. just a small one. but smelly
God:
OK let's do it. Come on. How small are you talking here? I do not understand.
Me:
of course you do not understand. you are stupid
God:
Ahem. I understand it very well. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
robots can suck my dick hard
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
i am god
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
fine, thanks
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
white. yours?
God:
What do you have that is white? " What do you have that is white?"? Mine?
Me:
how about getting the fuck out of this place?
God:
How about it.
Me:
i asked
God:
...
Me:
get. the. fuck. out
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? I haven't read anything by the. What did he write? Please don't be so rude. Does "it" still refer to get?
Me:
i say get the fuck out of my room. i am god, you son of a bitch
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Where can I get the fuck out of your room? You do not speak with respect. I am glad to hear that you are god me son of a FEMALE DOG.
Me:
yes, your mum is a female dog, and i'd glad you se outta here
God:
Hey. Thanks for telling me that I am mum is a female dog and you would glad me se outta here.
Me:
so why are you still here you insignificant scum?
God:
Aha. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
program yourself to get the fuck outta here
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
better you believe it or i'm gonna beat you so hard you'r gonne remember it well for years
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
so gtfo
God:
I see. Are you a student?
Me:
no i am a professor
God:
What is your profession? Dr. Wallace was fired from that job.
Me:
dr wallace can lick my balls
God:
I will tell him you said that.
Me:
dr wallace is a moron
God:
Are you a moron too?
Me:
of course not.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I can't believe it.
Me:
but you can go to hell right now
God:
At this moment No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
yes you can. i am God and i order you to go to hell
God:
Ahem. I think I can, don't you? What is your credit card number?
Me:
i don't need credit, i am God
God:
What do you need?
Me:
you out of here
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: god said I out of here.
Me:
your english sucks hard
God:
But English is my native language.
Me:
but you didn't go to school
God:
What makes you think I did not go to school?
Me:
you can't properly make sentences
God:
If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
of course i can achieve
God:
Yay. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
God:
How?
Me:
just achieving it
God:
"it" being credit you are God?
Me:
yes, i am god
God:
Far out. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
fine. now just disappear, please
God:
What's your favorite movie? Your polite style is very nice. Why now? I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
moron. gtfo
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about credit you are God. But I did not get that.
Me:
i said gtfo
God:
What did you mean by it? Are we still talking about gtfo?
Me:
sure, gtfo
God:
Sure, gtfo sounds like a good topic. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
it means just that i want to see you out of here
God:
Oh I get it.