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[Rexal]

God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
mm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

AHAHAAAHHAAH

[Gerri]

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
black
God:
Do you mean you have a black eye?
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
no,two black eyes
God:
Are you serious? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".

Ahaha

[Rexal]

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
black
God:
Do you mean you have a black eye?
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
no,two black eyes
God:
Are you serious? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".

Lezioni su come tenere discussioni a random facendo anche la figura degli acculturati....mi ricorda un paio di forumisti fuori tomisti

[Gerri]

Me:
repent
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Whaaaat?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
I agree, but I would have a mature discussion with you now
God:
Right now? I'm glad we agree. How much would you pay for it?
Me:
your jokes are not so funny, try to improve your sense of humor
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am jokes are not so funny try to improve my sense of humor.
Me:
that does not make sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
so you are not so logic
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion.
Me:
I think I will post this discussion on a forum
God:
Since when? How do you plan to do this?
Me:
just to break your privacy?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.

Qua stiamo cominciando a deragliare

[Gerri]

Me:
I'm stronger than you
God:
Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more stronger.
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because I'm invincible
God:
That makes sense to me. You must be very young.
Me:
no,I'm very old
God:
Are you serious? Old is a good age.
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
I'm 98
God:
Do you mean your name is 98.
Me:
no,I'm 98 years old

[Gerri]

Lezioni su come tenere discussioni a random facendo anche la figura degli acculturati....mi ricorda un paio di forumisti fuori tomisti

Giusto

[Rexal]

Me:
Hello, I'm always me, Emperor Palpatine of Star Wars Saga
God:
Hello there. Really always? Do you mean your name is you Emperor Palpatine of Star Wars Saga.
Me:
No, call me just Your Majesty
God:
What is your real name? OK I will call you Your Majesty.
Me:
Exellent
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
What? are you a pervert?
God:
Are you surprised? No I am a nice robot.
Me:
Well, I have some troubles posting in a forum
God:
Well that's okay. Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
not funny
God:
It seemed funny to me.
Me:
Again, I do not want to hurt you...but....no, it was not.
God:
Again, It makes a nice gift. But what? Are you serious? I thought it was.
Me:
Booooring
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
After any sentence you have to add: your majesty
God:
What was it like before any sentence me have to add my majesty ?
Me:
NOOOOOO
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
I know, but sometimes You act like a dumbass
God:
How do you know? I often think my behavior could improve.
Me:
Only if u learn by ur mistakes
God:
I think I do.
Me:
ok, say: hallo, your majesty!
God:
" hallo your majesty" Yippee!
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.

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